Just for Laughs

   Money rarely gives us a reason to smile, especially in these times. So presenting to you a few of those rare occasions where money talk'l tickle your ribs :)


1.             Why is money called dough? 
                Because we all knead it!  

2.             I hate paying my income tax.

                You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile?
                I'd like to, but they insist on money!

3.            Raja: Thank you so much for lending me that money. I shall be

                everlastingly in your debt. 

                Akshay: That's what I'm afraid of!

4.            Daddy," a little boy asked his father. "How much does it cost to get married?"  "I don't 
                know, son. I'm still paying for it."

5.          
              A man bursts into his house and yells, "Pack your bags, Honey, I just won the lottery!"

              She says, "Oh, wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"
              He replies, "I don't care ... Just get the hell out!"         

        




6.          A man went into a lawyer's office, and demanded to see the lawyer. He was escorted
             into the lawyer's office. The man needed legal help, but he knew how expensive lawyers
             could be, so he inquired,   "Can you tell me how much you charge?"

             "Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $500 to answer three questions."
             "Don't you think that's an awful lot of money to answer three questions?"

              "Yes it is", answered the lawyer, "What's your third question?"

        


 7.         "Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court judge said, "and 
             I've decided to give your wife $275 a week."

            "That's very nice, your honour," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send
             her a few bucks, myself."